Aldi shoppers, by and large, are a frugal lot.

as well as even bigger savings on their own house-branded items including cereals and, yes, toilet paper.

Did he stock up and buy an entire pallet?

Aldi sign

Well, for starters, Jacob’s a dude.

Is he just seriously having trouble going?

Or perhaps he’s making use of aTP alternative, such asfamily cloth?

Aldi toilet paper

No, no, and no.

Jacob revealed toilet paper conservation secret, though sadly it’s a tip few of us can use.

As he told the Facebook group, “Public toilet cleaning every two hours, so I use theirs.

[It’s a] two-minute walk.”

Oh well, not all Aldi hacks can be as aspirational as all that.