Trump first announced a “Lawyers Press Conference at Four Seasons, Philadelphia.
It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping no relation with the hotel.”
(viaUSA Today).

So I’m leaving."
But the location choice was a gift to social media, which went to town over the location.
For we shall mount our righteous stand at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

Next to Fantasy Island Adult Books.
Across the street from the Delaware Valley Cremation Center.
Between the fire extinguisher and yellow hose.