What, exactly, is a “situationship?”
Does it mean you’ve had the bad judgment to become involved withtrouble-prone ex-Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino?
Let’s hope not, for your sake and that of his wife.

Another typical aspect of a situationship is that conversation tends to stay on the shallow side.
Your hopes, dreams, aspirations, what you want to be when you grow up?
The situational partner really doesn’t care.

Ugh, scary stuff.
Still, what’s the worst that could happen?
