So, what are the secrets to everlasting youth and beauty, you ask?
They’re surprisingly simple.
Number one: drinkallof the water.
Myfaceis an actual science experiment right now.
Unfortunately for me (and my lab partners), science experiments never did go my way.
I found myself hoping this one would be less explosive.
Ten minutes later, I could barely keep my eyes open.
This was my kind of science experiment.
The world may never know.
Day 3: Wait, no breakouts?
Could it be that my mother had it wrong all these years?
Had I cracked the code to perfect skin in just three days?
Am I a person who easily gets their hopes up only to be disappointed the very next day?
The answer to that last question is yes.
And if there’s one thing I truly despise in this world, it’s being itchy.
I chose to be sticky and yet, here I was, living out my worst itchy nightmare.
I fell asleep as visions of moisturizer danced in my head.
I’ve got a loud whisper.
So I made a pledge to educate myself on the impact my daily routines have on the environment.
However, my oily excitement dwindled as the day continued on.
Is there a dry shampoo for skin?
Asking for a friend.
Day 7: Is it over yet?
I woke up on day seven feeling like a little kid on Christmas morning.
Girl, wash your face!
Girl, wash your face!"
Seriously, though, my experience was far from disastrous, even with the bumps along the way.
My skin didn’t revert to its nightmarish middle school days and for that, I am eternally grateful.
