The Kushners have opted for Secret Service protection since the beginning of her father’s administration.

The agents accompany them wherever they go and stand guard outside their home.

Ivanka and Jared’s six-bedroom home has no such outbuilding.

Ivanka Trump in a white hat with Jared Kushner

You just thought, ‘Are you really that important?’

And now they’ve just put a tacky Johnny on the Spot out on the sidewalk of our neighborhood.

I guess it’s for the Secret Service.

Secret Service agents

I’m like, ‘Ewww, really?'"

She happily agreed, and the First Daughter’s protectors have been doing their business there ever since.