Kelly Osbournehas always been fearless with fashion.

She had to be, as one of the hosts of E!

Is Osbourne taking inspiration from pirates sailing the high seas?

Kelly Osbourne

Is she gunning for a part in the nextPirates of the Caribbeanmovie?

Sadly, it’s something far more relatable.

“When your makeup artist says, ‘Don’t move,’ don’t move.

Kelly Osbourne

Don’t move at all,” she warned followers.

It really was my fault.

I moved right into it."

And indeed it is, as evidenced by her follow-up posts.

Osbourne recently lost a whopping 85 pounds thanks togastric sleeve surgery.

Naturally, wearing an eye patch doesn’t faze her after undergoing such amassive transformation.