However, early 2000s fashion aside,Lizzie McGuirereally was a defining show for an entire generation.
Here’s a list of things only adults notice inDisney Channel’sLizzie McGuire.
Eating is something I have a say in."
Unfortunately, as adults, we know that’s not how these things work.
She even starts dressing like her mentor, once donning the exact same tiger tank as Lizzie.
Was Lizzie McGuire’s Gordo the original hipster?
In fact, the show even dedicated an entire episode to Gordo’s old, hipster soul.
That’s showbiz, baby!
However, being thehipsterthat hedefinitelyis, Gordo abandons his interest once it hits the mainstream.
Wait, is Lizzie McGuire’s Ethan Craft an actual relationship guru?
The moral of the story?
And, yes, we have receipts.
Take, for example, the episode where Gordo’s grandma comes for a visit.
However, we’re old enough nowto see those red flagsflapping in the wind from miles away.
Wouldn’t Lizzie McGuire and her friends be more popular?
Thanks for the inspiration, Lizzie!
Let’s just hopecrimped hairnever makes a major comeback.
While we easily accepted cartoon Lizzie then, we have some questions now.
Secondly, why doesn’t Lizzie’s animated counterpart look anything like her human self?
Aside from the yellow-blonde hair, cartoon Lizzie and human Lizzie share few-to-zero physical characteristics.
We love you, cartoon Lizzie.
We just don’t quite understand you.
Sorry, folks there’s no romanticRoss and Rachelsubplot to see here.
Was Larry Tudgeman the best guy in Lizzie McGuire’s life?
Trust me, I know.
My wife [is a] TV personality."
Larry supports women, and we support Larry.
Lizzie, go get this man, girl!
If you need us, we’ll be grieving theGilmore Girls2.0 we never knew we needed until now.
One of these particularly questionable episodes is called “The Greatest Crush of All.”
Um, what?!
What’s the deal, Disney?
However, watch one old episode ofLizzie McGuire, andbam!
Here’s hoping we’ll get a “Lizzie Goes Viral” episode withthe Disney+ reboot!
