Everybody else was seeingJordan Peele’sUShorror moviereferences inThe Weeknd’s bandaged Super Bowl backup dancers.
ButMonica Lewinksywas focused on something else.
That part of the performance when The Weeknd’s stage set-up opens up like a portal into another world?
Tesfaye, belting out his greatest hits, gets lost in a crowd of backup dancer clones.
As the camera starts spinning, we all start spinning with it?
(Did you feel a little nauseous?)
That’s the part ofAbel Tesfaye’s Super Bowl halftime performancethat Monica Lewinsky was fixated on.
Or, at least, it’s what inspired Colonel Scott Stephens to tweet.
“First day in the Pentagon,” Stephensshouted outto the Twitterverse.
Monica Lewinsky heard him.
“I can confirm this is 100% true,” shelaughed.
Otherwise, I would have been lost until I eventually died."
I went home and cried."
All of which makes us ask: Who’s in charge ofinterior decorating at the Pentagon?
And is it, maybe, time for someChip and Joanna GainesFixer Upperaction?
If not, has The Weeknd found a venue for his next live performance piece?
