What movies should you not watch with your significant other?

We all love cuddling up for a romantic movie night with our sweeties.

However, not all movies are good choices for date night.

Joaquin Phoenix at the beach in Her

Here are all of the movies you should never watch with your partner.

He realizes the error of his ways a little too late.

Instead of a romantic reconciliation, we get a more bittersweet finale.

Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Anniston in The Break-Up

We recommend sticking with a more lighthearted rom-com!

Amouris a French film about an aging married couple.

However, when the wife has several strokes, her husband has to become her caretaker.

Amour

However, as reality sets in, the couple becomes dissatisfied with each other.

Ultimately, things take a sinister turn with Amy framing her husband for her own murder.

AsThe Guardianexplained, the film triggered multiple debates about male and female dynamics among fans and critics alike.

Ben Affleck and Rosamund Pike in Gone Girl

AsEmpireput it, it’s “a love story that’s no Love Story.”

What’s so heart wrenching aboutBlue Valentineis how it’s shot.

In other words, the edits show us that the relationship has always been doomed.

Michelle Williams and Ryan Gosling in Blue Valentine

For happy young couples, analyzing how a partnership deteriorates is probably not the best plan for date night!

Don’t watch Mother!

with your significant other

Mother!may look like your average horror film from the outside.

Jennifer Lawrence in a crowd in Mother!

When Lawrence’s character gives birth, things take an even more sinister turn.

As the crowd fawns over the baby, something tragic, gruesome, and deeply shocking occurs.

More brutality and death ensues.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey and Zooey Deschanel in (500) Days of Summer

However, the end of the movie turns all of the rom-com tropes on their head.

As screenwriter Scott Neustadter toldEntertainment Weekly, “He wasn’t observing the inner life of the Summer character.

He projected on her.”

Natalie Portman in Closer

AsNylonsaid, “Invite him to come over and watch(500) Days of Summer.

Of course, if you don’t feel like jeopardizing your relationship maybe settle for another film.

Roger Ebert’s review ofHerstates that the film is “definitely a challenging but not inapt date movie.”

Joaquin Phoenix in Her

If you want to avoid some depressing conversations about how difficult love can be, we suggest skippingHer.

That alone may be enough to turn some couples off.

Michael Fassbender plays Brandon, a damaged, sex-obsessed man.

Michael Fassbender and Carey Mulligan in Shame

Even Fassbender found the film “pretty disturbing,” as he told theIrish Examiner.

This movie tells the story of a couple who launch into a BDSM-filled relationship.

Plus, as many viewers have pointed out, the sex scenes in50 Shades of Greyare actually seriously unrealistic.

Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan in 50 Shades of Grey

As fetish model Emily Sarah toldThe Guardian,“It didn’t show an authentic side to BDSM.”

She also pointed out that Christian, the male lead, is actually quite problematic.

“I’ve met a few Christian Greys.

Channing Tatum and the cast of Magic Mike

As one viewer wrote for theVulture, “This movie ruins lives.”

So, what’s so bad about this movie?

Soon, they are living a dull life in the suburbs.

Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio in Revolutionary Road

As theVulturereviewer put it, “Everyone’s soul is beige.”

We definitely recommend sticking withTitanic.

This movie contains just about all of the sad adult things that could happen to a person.

The cast of This is Where I Leave You

He then has to spend lots of stressful time with his dysfunctional family at his father’s funeral.

If you insist on watching a depressing family movie, maybe skip this particular option.

Obviously, this subject matter isn’t ideal for loving couples, but this divorce story is particularly hard-hitting.

Scarlett Johansson and Adam Driver in Marriage Story

Nicole, for instance, feels that she’s lost her true self in the relationship.