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One commented, “Creepy.
Another said McConaughey “looked like a flattened Judge Doom.

It was horrifying.”
Another said it was “a true nightmare.
Others, however, seemed to find #FlatMatthew hilarious.

(The consensus seemed to be that the Jason Alexander commercial was slightly more terrifying.)
Grade-school teachers did not seem to have an opinion on the subject, but who knows?