There is one thing, however, that Pence most certainly did not prepare for.
A single, conspicuous black fly.
We, collectively, gasped.
“Today, a star was born,” cheeredHuffPostonTwitter.
All-American horror author, Stephen King, didn’t think so.
“THE LORD OF THE FLIES, starring Mike Pence!
Coming soon to a streaming platform near you,” hetweeted.
Flies, of course, swarm around it.
“I hope they invite the fly to the next debate,“wroteone appreciative follower.
“Beelzebub!!!
I knew Pence reminded me of someone all these years!“exclaimedanother.
Think what you’d like.
