In 2017, the extended Kardashian-Jenner clancelebrated an entire decadeof being on the air.
In their first confessionals, for theeleventh(!)
Matching body-con
The family that dresses together stays together.
Even when the women in question have millions in the bank.
Actually, especially then.
Either that or their stylist at the time really hated them.
Nowadays, of course,the ladiesfrequentlybattle it outto be named the most fashionable.
If only they could tell their 2008 selves.
This time, they were of the shinier, satiny variety.
Khloe almost seems embarrassed not to be so blinged up.
Looking at these pics, it could almost be argued that she and Kourtney were ahead of their time.
They remain the focus of the outfit.
As well they should be.
This one is hanging off Kim’s body like it’s given up all hope entirely.
Or maybe it’s just trying to escape.
Or go on forever.
At least, to her credit, Khloe went understated with the accessories, make-up, and hair.
Thankfully, she wouldn’t dream of hiding her knockout,hard-earned bodyunder something so unflattering these days.
Even if it did match the carpet.
It’s not exactly chic, but it’s closer than virtually anything else on this list.
That and the fact its yellow-and-white color palette just makes me think of fried eggs.
And who wants to wear a dress themed around breakfast foods, unless of course it’s edible?
This lookalmostclinches it but not quite.
The pic could reasonably be cut off halfway and assumed to end in pants.
It wouldn’t make any less sense.
Also, what’s up with her eye-line?
Is the photographer dangling above the red carpet or something?
Matching fluorescent pink (and animal print!)
To be fair, their footwear is ideal for walking the red carpet as a kid.
And Kendall seems quite confident in her choice of attire.
This ensemble is somewhere between the two.
Black cage ankle booties(!)
And she wouldn’t have daredwear this to prom, either.
All of the fabric
There’s just so much to unpack here.
Second, did the rest of the world have any fabric left to use after these outfits were made?
Kim Kardashian isn’t exactlyknown for covering up, but not even her arms are showing in this case.
Those are most likely gold hoops peeking through her hair, too.
As for Kim, is that a belt I spy?
Could early aughts Kim K have been poking through her sophisticated, 2011 counterpart?
Or maybe just going through her wardrobe?
The dress, though, is so dreadful it makes Khloe’s puke-green maxi above look muted in comparison.
Hell, at least that one was all the same (terrible) pattern.
This is like two different, ugly dresses got together and had a hideous baby.
Looks atKim’s birthday in 2007showcase younger, considerably less evolved style from all three.
Would it have been better if they’d all matched again?
The accessories can’t even be blamed this time around, which means they’rereallyin trouble.
Leather and lace and leopard print, oh my!
Er, apart from Rob, who doesn’t really count anyway.
This is arguably the only time Khloe has looked like more of a typical Kardashian than Kim.
