Longstanding English heartthrob Hugh Grant didn’t make either list.
COVID-19 rates have spiked across Europe, saysEuro News, and the United Kingdom is no exception.
Grant, himself, has been quarantining with his toddlers.
“It’s been all about barbies,” he told Colbert.
Hugh Grant, if you’re reading this, we approve.
“It was like a poncho of sweat, embarrassing really.
(Yes, we’re picturing it too, Stephen Colbert.)
Grant’s next symptoms were more standard.
“I started sniffing flowers, nothing.
And you get more and more desperate.
I started sniffing in garbage cans.
“I eventually went home and I sprayed my wife’s Chanel No.
5 directly into my face.
Couldn’t smell a thing, but I did go blind,” the actor told Colbert.
But let’s circle back to Hugh Grant’s eyeballs.
Is eyeball-swelling common among COVID-19 patients?
Actually it checks out.
