It’s the most beautiful day of your life.
You’re a vision, transcending time and far away galaxies with just a bat of your eyelashes.
All eyes are on you.You are a kween.
You are a goddess.
Yes,today is all about you.
Get the ice sculpture with the kissing swans!
Did you think this was gonna be about your beautiful insides?
Think again, sister!
This is all about those janky outsides.
This is no time for gym-to-street style!
Not even dry shampoo can save you!
Balloon animal
Okay, brace yourselves.
True love alert:Her fiance created this dressout of 600 balloons!
Bride Su Xuenuo’s multi-talented wedding entertainer and balloon magician husband-to-be, crafted this look in just one night!
These happy colors make us giddy, but we’re gonna save this one for a birthday party.
Where you’ve got the option to be the center of attention as aclown, not the bride!
And yeah, we’re Googling tiny bicycles and red noses now.
Carb queen
Bae, we get it.
You’ve been starving yourself for weeks to fit into that dress!
But was wearing anactualwedding cake the best choice?
You know what they say.
“A moment on the hips equals a lifetime on the " wait a minute.
ArtistLukka Sigurdardottir created this dressthat’s completely edible, and even has a checkered cake petticoat!
OK, so we might be drooling a little.
But we sure don’t want to actuallybethe dessert buffet!
Should we just start with the hem?)
Rosy cheeks
Got your heart set on a sunset beach wedding?
We’ve got you covered barely!
Make it rain
Wear your heart on your sleeve, and your cash on your dress?
Let your guests skip the drugstore greeting cards, and have ‘em load up your pockets in person.
And can you even imagine the rubber train squeaking along behind you?
Grandma would be crying.
And not because she’s happy for us.
We bet the Hamburglar was sitting front row!
), but a bouquet of trash flowers?
Girl, your devotion to Mickey D’s runs deep.
Put them in charge of your 2-mile-long train.
This little lady broke the Guinness World Record with her wow-worthy couture.
And no one even got married in it.
But really, who wants to tear it up on the dance floor with two miles of taffeta?
We’ll leave therecordsto the DJ.
Showered with love
Uh-oh, ladies.
Is that a shower pouf on her head?
Thank you,Alexis MabilleHaute Couture Spring/Summer 2010 line.
Oh, and P.S., it’s possible for you to skip those pre-wedding workouts.
This dress couldn’t find your curves if it tried.
Boo, can you grab us a towel on your way back?
Daily nutritional value
No wonder this sweet pixie bride looks depressed.
She’s gotta think about how many calories are in herdress!
Anyone else hangry for cheesy puffs?
Hot tip: The flowers probably have the most nutritional value of this look.
Dig in, girl!
Painted on
It all starts with a “painting with wine” class.
N to the O.
This wedded whimsy waspainted by Australian body paint artist Maria G.L.
Mormile, who says, “I often paint my own face.”
Her work features people with completely painted-on animals, clothing, and designs.
We know you’re the creative one in the girl gang.
But we don’t need to knowthis muchabout you.
Look ma, no hands
Hands-free is so hot right now.
Tired of carrying your bouquet?
There’s a dress for that!
Oops, did you wanna show your face?
Not this time, babe.
Check your phone during the ceremony!
The possibilities are endless, however, we’d probably just be adjusting our bee-keeper’s hat.
Something blue
Here comes the bride, all dressed in toilet paper?
Get it, girl!
A little puffy
Yes, your hubby’s a baker.
YES, cream puffs are bae.
But do you wanna walk around with 20 lbs of doughballs as your wedding gown?
You put those puffs back on the dessert table!
This lovely bride was decked out head to toe in the sweet stuff.
Her necklace, headpiece, and flowers were made of caramelized sugar, and her dress?
We’d rather eat our food than wear it.
Okay, unless it’s a candy necklace.
According to her, these ladies goall outfor the most important day of their lives.
No need to worry about one of your bridesmaids stealing the spotlight.
Omg,those finger pieces.What is this, some kind of torture unit?
Which leaves us with one existential question.
Where does one cobweb end, and the other begin?
Ladies, like join hands with your bestie!
We now pronounce youfree to get dressed.
