Marnie’s most cringe-worthy moment?
Why is Halloweentown’s Marnie so interested in dybbuks?
The short version is thatthey’re malevolent spirits who possess the living.
As a kid, that makes perfect sense.
Of course, there are vampires!
So, are there just volunteers offering up their jugulars every day at lunchtime?
Do the people with the gourds for heads have pumpkin spice blood?
That way, they can enjoy the buffet before heading back to H-town.
Just how many people are losing their heads in Halloweentown?
As an adult, however, you could spot a few subtle hints that all is not well.
No heads means no mouths, after all.
So that’s fun…
Wait, there’s an underworld in the Halloweentown universe?
Does the Catholic church have ties to Halloweentown?
For adults, however, it raises some truly perplexing questions.
So… is there a bishopric of Halloweentown?
This could mean saints come from Halloweentown…
Is Halloweentown the after-afterlife?
So we know that inHalloweentown, Hell exists, and the Catholic church probably does too.
But also an immortalDebbie Reynoldsis there?
Why is Luke unhappy with his looks in Halloweentown?
Here’s the big issue: Whatbeautystandards is Luke trying to live up to?
Like, there are people with jack o’lanterns for heads and full-on dog-men running around.
but, as an adult, you’re almost certainly way more sympathetic to Gwen.
Aggie even crafted an elaborate storybook for the sole purpose of having Marnie see herself as a witch.
Sophie, the youngest, also gets plenty of screen time devoted to her innate magical talent.
It’s not like Dylan should be the focus of the film, though.
Who’d want to watch that?
What other worlds exist besides Halloweentown?
If that’s the case, then we’re missing out on a whole expandedHalloweentownuniverse.
And yet, we got four wholeHalloweentownmovies and never once got a glimpse of Arbordaytown.
Then again, Arbordaytown would probably be just, you know, a forest.
Kalabar was right in Halloweentown
There’s no getting around it: Kalabar is a bad guy.
Here’s the thing, though: He’s also kinda right.
Why shouldn’t they be allowed to go home?
