So how come it doesn’t exactly feel that way?
But how can you tell which, if any, of your friends are real “keepers?”
Umm, yeah, thanks.

You’re sick in bed with the flu, or maybe just feeling a little down and lonely?
Fake friend nowhere in sight.
You get a promotion at work and a bigger paycheck?

Guess who’s on hand to help you celebrate?
(As long as you’re buying, that is.)
If the friendship makes you feel bad about yourself, what’s the point?

How to deal with fake friends
Is any of this ringing a bell?
An alarm bell, perhaps?
Try not to feel too bad about this, though.

Remember, it’s not you, it’s them.
In fact, it’s probably best if you’re able to justend the friendship.
Let them be someone else’s crappy friend while you go on to make the real friends you deserve.

