Madison Prewett, whom we’d all been predicting as the winner of thismixed-upBachelorseason.
In fact, as she made clear duringAfter the Final Rose,Barbara Weber couldn’t stand Madison.
Yeah, just overwhelmed by all the emotion there.

Are we really surprised that Peter Weber is still a bachelor after The Bachelor?
Okay, maybe it’s not too shocking, this relationship failing to work out.
But just two days of true love with Madison?

Even Paul the Octopus couldn’t have called it.
The one left doing a happy dance at this latest development wasPeter’s mom.
So is this mess finally over?
But can we at least take a short break from all the back-and-forth drama?
Leave, bye."