Well, we can add comedianTina Feyto this list of real life heroes.

I’m standing there with my coffee, and I hear something going ‘Help!

She jokes that she couldn’t tell what the sound was, and wondering if it was a bird.

Tina Fey at Writers Guild Awards

He apparently had been floating through the river, no oar, nearly “a mile away north.”

It was at this point that Fallon exclaimed, “Tina!

You saved a man’s life!”

Tina Fey at Mean Girls Live

In response, she joked and encouraged people to “never kayak,” especially not in the Hudson.

“That’s not like a stream.

It’s like a rat toilet!”