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Cops ultimately led him away in handcuffs.
He told the department that he is self-employed in international business.
“5:03 to go and someone has run on the field!”
“Some guy with a bra.”
“Arms in the air in the victory salute,” he continues.
“He’s pulling down his pants!
Put up your pants, my man!
Pull up those pants!
He’s being chased to the 30, he breaks a tackle from a security guard.”
According to Cressy, though, the biggest deterrent by far is the possible lifetime ban.
“It was the most fun I never want to have again,” as Cressy put it poetically.
