Have you ever tried aranch water cocktail?

The ranch water cocktail’s origins, as well as its ingredients, are a matter of some dispute.

Well, sort of.

Ranch water cocktail

Austin is one of the claimants to having invented the drink, and they’re more central than west.

Since they’re the state capital, though, perhaps they should get a pass.

How to make your own ranch water drink

So what does a ranch water cocktail contain?

Ranch water cocktail

Well, booze, of course, that booze beingtequila.

To top it off, you’ll be using sparkling water.

Obviously real (if slightly less hipster-y) Texans must drink that brand of water, as well.

Anyway, so you can make your cocktail, fill a tall glass with ice.

(If you use LaCroix, or even generic seltzer, it’ll be our little secret.